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Heaven

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Bicycle trip through the Netherlands with extended family. No hills! Limited distances! Reduced butt fatigue! Not half the adventure of Africa perhaps, but at least four times the calories. Don't call it Holland, call it Heaven.

For dessert, a day in Reykjavik, Iceland watching the sun never set. Exquisite.
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Vollenhove, Netherlands


Polly’s purple lump is moving south, descending towards her left eye, and I harbor ignorant concerns about what happens when they collide. We head north to Giethoorn, tourist mecca. The day is hot and sunny, and I will end the day with the sunburn I never got in the Sahara.

At Jonen we run into two American couples on matching foldable tandems, hop a tiny ferry, and discover a fabulous little café out here in what feels like nowhere. The inhabitants would no doubt disagree.
Coffee, pastries, ice cream, hot chocolate with whipped cream: we treat the kids and ourselves to a moment of gluttony, and with cholesterol levels satisfyingly elevated, wave goodbye to the storks and continue our travels.
Giethoorn, the touristy part in any case, lies amid a network of canals and a lake.
We rent two little electric motor boats and skim through the canals and onto the lake, my younger brother steering competently from the start while I ram banks and other boats until I get the hang of things…emblematic, emblematic…

Some purchases are next, trip remembrance beckoning at the pottery place or the stone place next door. The ceramic that catches my eye is not for sale however, and as we ponder the issues of carting some fragile piece back home, we uncharacteristically dissuade ourselves from a purchase. Its easier somehow in Ayacucho or Oaxaca or Cotonou, where artifacts speak in stranger tongues, to find something indelibly intertwined with your experience…something to hold and protect and give back to you in future years that experience.

Modern industrial objects it seems, servants to repetition and abstraction, remember little and speak even less. They seem reflective, not absorptive. Even handmade objects produced in modern, industrialized cultures have the same problem, infected no doubt by that infatuation with abstraction. It is difficult to find a trustworthy repository for your memories.

The ride back is uneventful, though the kids are noticeably tiring and require a boost here and there. When I trade bikes with one of my younger nephews and race clown-like on the tiny bike to catch up with the faster crowd up front, the humor falls flat. They band together though, these seven kids, and I am heartened both by their fortitude and there easy affection for each other.

Dinner at the boat is wonderful, as always, and so is chess with my sister. We take back our stupid moves and debate our strategies, fighting fatigue to finish the game finally at 1:15am.

Say THAT 10 times fast.


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Rock Mobster

Zwartsluis, Netherlands


The kids are tired, Polly's purple lump has swallowed her eye (oh my!) and today the Tucson clan stays on the boat. The clouds are back to help us with that sunburn, and we set out this morning for Sint Jansklooster (Saint John’s Parish), Zwartsluis (Black Locks, for the locks on the Black River), Genemuiden (I have no idea: my Dutch has its limits) and finally, Kampen (Camps). As always, Bram takes the lead, whoever is directly behind him stops and directs everyone else whenever we change direction at a corner, and someone serves as “sweep” to mark the end of the line. Evil nephew Tommy takes glee in directing stragglers in the wrong direction when he gets the corner job...R...E...T...A...he knows what I'm talking about...
The old windmill at Sint Jansklooster is unfortunately closed, and we are left to view this little bit of history simply as an artifact, from the outside. A few kilometers down the road I notice a small marker, however, and pull into a clearing to find odd solitary rocks and glacial detritus. I am alone here for a few minutes, the rest of the family not at all tempted by this peculiar place, and it feels as if I have stepped out of the ordered, measured, functional world into the past. It is slightly creepy.
I am staring at a rock transported thousands of kilometers from its origin, left here alone, alien to this place, weathered, graying... Seduced by its peculiar gravity, I'm lured into anthropomorphic thinking. Sometimes I feel like that rock.

Getting back on the road feels like time travel. At Zwartsluis our fearless guide leads us to Hotel Zwartewater for “koffie”. From the street it looks like a bowling alley, but we reserve judgement in expectation of, at least, a spectacular terrace or garden. Instead, we get an unimaginably banal hotel with elevator music and wall to wall carpeting. The place is deserted, but the coffee and pastry is luckily just fine, as is the view of the river. If there are Dutch mobsters shopping for an ideal conference locale however, this is the place.

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Potatoes and Smoked Eel

Genemuiden, Netherlands


We take a ferry to Genemuiden, a small, conservative town with a few canal side eating establishments. Rudely occupying their outside tables to eat our box lunches, we at least order a round of beer, with sips going to the more curious kids. We can’t resist some patat frite with mayonnaise as well, and this deserves a few words.

French fries in the Netherlands are frankly fabulous, almost as good as in Belgium where they were invented. They’re made from whole potatoes, not ground and reconstituted, and this gives them an authentic flavor and consistency. The potatoes are deep fried twice, crunchy on the outside and moist inside, a beautiful tan color, that crunch an elegant counterpoint to an eggy mayonnaise, which doesn’t dominate the experience as ketchup might. McDonalds makes a great French fry, but these are so much better.

Late in the afternoon we arrive in Kampen, another Hanseatic League city, but one of significantly more enduring stature than Vollenhove. There’s a boat on the river devoted to serving fish: paling (eel) and haring (herring) and even salmon, and this is our first stop. Smoked eel may not come to mind first…may not come to mind at all…when your taste buds get testy for something gourmet, but it is really something delicious. My father had a friend who caught, smoked and smuggled the stuff into the States inside hollow walking canes, it was worth that much trouble. Its just not something Americans eat, and I wonder if they even exist here.

Gunter Grass once wrote graphically about eels in the Tin Drum...something about yanking eels out of the severed head of a horse...imagery not likely to ingratiate the eel to anyone I suppose. I read this in high school and still haven't forgotten it. Herring on the other hand...who can resist? Straight from the vendor and down your gullet. Only in Holland...



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Kiss

Kampen, Netherlands


We found my brother’s family in some souvenir shop, (matte, very wide landscape postcards: irresistible), followed the three glasses of wine of just an hour ago with a couple of beers on the main square, and after dinner on the boat got a walking tour of the city from Bram.
I couldn’t get anyone else interested in buildings under construction, but I think they’re pretty cool.
There is a very nice shopping street here, with some interesting art nouveau details here and there and a wonderful scale to it all, plus interesting city gates and walls... ...and some nice gardens.
The romance of those gardens swept Sophia off her feet it seems: we were privledged to be there for her first kiss at age 10.
It will get better, Sophia, believe me.The main bridge is mechanically unique, lifting the entire roadbed up instead of hinging it, and it is lit rather dramatically after dark.
Later that night: more chess. Junket for junkies.


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Soup

Zeewolde, Netherlands


Today, Polly and Mia and I stay on the boat. The girls are exhausted, Polly is more resolute than unaffected by her accident, and I am loathe to leave them. The others set out and we sail forth, toward the new town of Zeewolde through a light soup of mist, past bevies of swans and columns of turbines, the diesel steady with a low one-two beat.
Zeewolde was built in the 70s and 80s and is too well organized to be truly interesting. Two shopping streets establish an organizing cruciform, residential streets march into the countryside, it is all polder exposed by pumping the Ijsselmeer. As I understand it, that pumping is continuous, sea level and rainwater pressing constantly to inundate the low lying land. It explains all these beautiful wind turbines.

Note to Ted Kennedy: come to the Netherlands, embrace the beauty, Nantucket Sound will be just fine. Wind energy is worth it.

Here's a pump station from earlier in the trip...in this case, no nearby turbine. The lack of a chimney suggests that the pumps run on electricity though.

Zeewolde does have one noteworthy bit of architecture: an abandoned library. I didn’t get what all the fuss was about, but there’s a model of it at Madurodam, and that appears to be one of the impediments to its demolition. Madurodam is the entire country of the Netherlands modeled in miniature on a few acres in Den Haag, a place I remember my grandfather taking my sister and I as kids…though I probably remember it more for the extravagant ice cream sundae he bought us (colorful umbrella AND monkey on a straw)than for the miniatures…This is the same grandfather that once parked his car on a hill, put on the parking brake, told his grandson under NO CIRCUMSTANCES to touch the brake, then had to run and dive to save his car when curiosity took the better of me: my first driving lesson.

We buy some books in English at the bookstore, the girls shop, I write a little: a lazy day. Just what we needed. For lunch, Anina makes us a wonderful cup of soup.




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Steile Bank

Spakenburg, Netherlands


This is the Steile Bank, the boat and crew that has supported us on our bicycle trip. "Steile" means "steep" and "Bank" has all the meanings in Dutch that it has in English. The boat is owned by Albert and Anina Koers, a couple that has been sailing together for most of their long marriage. They took a break when the kids were young.

Albert is a man past 60, a grandfather, and an Elvis Presley nut. He played for us an incredible CD of relatively unknown Elvis tunes: gospel and blues from his younger years I had never heard him sing. Even the kids were dancing. Albert expressed pride in a small plot of land he and Anina have, originally a camp of sorts, that recently got an occupancy permit as a permanent structure. He spoke a bit about banks, the power banks have, and the way they distort lives with their rules and their inevitability. He is getting ready to head down to France with Anina: he likes the life down there.

Anina does the cooking, and lays down the rules. It is not permitted, for example, to store water bottles purchased elsewhere in the boat refrigerator...She is gracious about it though. Anina made expansive breakfasts and dinners. When my sister Nic expressed a desire for certain peculiarly Dutch vegetables, Anina found them and made them in the traditional style. Recognizing that we had lived in America for a long time, and that some of us had never eaten real Dutch food, she cooked an entire meal of traditional Dutch foods. Anina does the books for the couple, and it's obvious she keeps her eye on that ball. She also told us about her son and daughter, both of whom work on the water, and her son actually came on board to visit when we arrived at the same port one night.

Soren is a Danish student, friend of the Koers', studying to be a ship captain at the Maersk school in Copenhagen. He will eventually be given command of the biggest container ships on earth. In the meantime, he reads a lot and goes out to bars when he is in port, and states that he will frankly be lucky to find a wife as a sailor. He expects to be at sea for 3 months at a time, the disruption to family life obviously significant. Soren says that when Maersk experimented with shorter stints however, family disruption was worse. Couples and families didn't have a chance to re-acclimate to each other before the man left again, and so there was constant turmoil. On the Steile Bank, Soren takes shifts sailing the boat, and helps both Albert and Anina with errands and chores.



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Dissolution

Almere-Haven, Netherlands


It is our last day on bicycles.
The boat drops us off on a small dock near Almere-Haven, we wade through a throng of kids playing voetbal, and soon find ourselves cycling through exurbations of slowly increasing density.
The bike paths are pleasantly bordered by mature treerows, we play hide and seek with the Ijsselmeer, we intersect with the first highway of the trip, the buildings and freighters along and in the canals increase in size…we feel the dissolution of our tranquility.
We take a break in the town of Muiden.



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Medieval Interlude

Muiden, Netherlands


Stalling for time I suspect, and also eager to escape an impending downpour, we visit the castle at Muiden.
Former home of another treacherously assassinated nobleman, it is now filled with displays (this is how they poured hot burning oil on the heads of invaders…) and medieval video games (virtual jousting, anyone?) and medieval dress-up…
Outside it does pour for a short time, but the sun follows and after some hanging and milling around...
...we exit for lunch and for a demonstration involving falcons and owls
…the kids immensely pleased to handle these beautiful raptors.


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Graffiti

Amsterdam, Netherlands


We enter the city.
Beautiful graffiti, skateboard parks, large housing complexes, modern architecture…traffic.
We reach the docks where we first met the boat and our bike trip is done.
We sleep on the boat one last night after a walk along the canals and through the red-light district, after a delicious dinner of archetypal Dutch food, and after multiple toasts to Anina the cook, Albert the captain, Soren his assistant, Bram the bike trip guide, and finally to my mother, who promised this trip to her grandkids years ago, who imagined this trip in all of its detail, and who finally made it possible.


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Moment of Reflection

Amsterdam, Netherlands


We wake up early for our good-byes, send our stuff to Doorn with the contingent headed there by car, and then walk through the rain to a diamond dealer for my sister, who we count on to make all our jewelry, and to the Anne Frank house for the kids, by way of some souvenir store. I head to a coffeehouse for a few moments alone with my thoughts (translation: I was feeling grumpy…I will spare you my tirade about overpriced souvenirs we still can’t seem to resist) and then stroll through the north market looking at vintage books and records. A small embossed silver box catches my eye, and presto, I’ve bought Polly a souvenir too.
We all get together at a café for lunch, watch ourselves eating in the mirrors and then head to the Centraal Station for the train to Doorn. The last time on a train was to and from the hospital for Polly, and I am chastened by how easily things can go wrong in even the easiest and most comfortable of circumstances. Our bicycle trip is over, but there’s another week to our journey and we adjust our sights to that.


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