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a travel blog by olliejohnson


This is the story of my journey to Australia, and the erratic wanderings that followed.
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Cruising down the Mekong, Day 2

Muang Pakbeng, Laos


Spent most of the evening in Pak Beng trying to dodge a Laos Professor who'd latched onto me at the guesthouse. Apparently he specialised in earthworms.

"You've heard of earthworm?", he asked me during our first conversation. I knew he was a Professor and that he was working in the area. So, for some reason I thought he was referring to some sort of 'project earthworm', that any Westerner with a heart should know about. Perhaps some kind of Oxfam-type scheme, where they don't just get a fish, they get a net so that they can do their own fishing. Work themselves out of poverty. That sort of thing. Yep, Project Earthworm. I was a big supporter already.

"Have I heard of Earthworm?" I attempted a serious, yet caring face. "I definately recognise the name, and the sort of area it's in, but I'm not exactly sure what it does if i'm honest."

This seemed to confuse him. It evidently wasn't the answer he was after. He resorted to simply repeating himself. "Earthworm." He waggled his finger. This, I understood.

"Oh the actual earthworm. Yeah,I know those." And so he went on to talk at me for half an hour about his earthworm fun. He'd been digging up the critters all over Laos, and had even found one 115cm long in the North. I wasn't sure if this was exceptional in the world of earthworms, so I ventured an entusiastic "wow! That's big!"

"No," he corrected. "Long, not big." Schoolboy error. Clearly, I still had a lot to learn about studying the earthworm.

The Laos currency is Kip, by the way. It's almost as pointless as the Lira was. 10,000 Kip to a US Dollar. So, when I changed my Dollars to Kip at the border, the guy got out 2 fat wads of cash. I expected him to count out what I was owed. He pushed them towards me. Slightly embarrassed by my sudden elevation to cash-in-hand millionaire, I stuffed the wads in my bag and made my exit.

The journey on the Mekong the next day was a bit more pleasant as the boat was less crowded. There was, however, a massive rainstorm, which forced the driver to beach us for 20 minutes, as the engine was filling up with water and we had begun to list to one side. The baggage on board was shifted to the other to act as a counter-weight. With a bit of bailing and an easing up of the storm, we were soon back on our way, and arrived in Luang Prabang in the early evening. Joined up with some English guys I'd met on the boat and got a cheap guesthouse, before sniffing out a bar that was showing live Prem. Caught Everton stuffing Liverpool 3-0. Not the re-introduction to football I'd have liked.


permalink written by  olliejohnson on September 8, 2006 from Muang Pakbeng, Laos
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Stalking tigers

Luang Prabang, Laos


This is definately one of the most chilled-out places I've been to. It's a surreal experience walking through the market at night, as the sellers are all so relaxed the most you can expect is a 'hello', unless you start looking through their wares. Spent a lot of time doing not very much here. I walked up Phouset Hill in the middle of the town, which gives amazing views of the area, and there's a temple at the top too. There's also a reminder of the revolution that happened not too long ago, with a massive gun right next to the temple.

I rented a mountain bike for a day, and headed off to Khoung Si waterfall, which was 28km to the south of the town. As I set out, I reasoned that that was only 17 or so miles. I hadn't thought that it was, naturally a return journey, or that I might have to go over mountains. It took me close to 2 hours to get there, and I arrived close to being a broken man. However, the waterfalls made it all pretty much worth it. After an hour or so swimming around in the freezing waters on a hot day, I made my way back to the bike through the forest. I turned a corner and came face to face with a tiger, slowly walking in my direction. Fairly understandably, I froze (I'm not sure how this natural reflex reaction is actually supposed to do you any good). Then, I noticed that she was in fact in a cage, none of which I'd noticed on my way up to the waterfalls. Apparently it's all part of a protection scheme in Laos, and nearby were some black bears being 'saved'. The advice on the tigers cage seemed fairly sound - it urged you not to poke anything through the cage as the tiger would actually bite it. Surely we should let Darwinism take care of the sort of people that need these warnings - we need them out of the gene pool.

Anyway, the ride back wasn't so bad, as it was mostly downhill. I swallowed my pride and resorted to pushing the bike up any hills, whilst being overtaken by children on bikes without gears. Had a really good street buffet that evening before heading off to the now infamous Hive Bar for the night. Sensible planning, as I was getting picked up at my guesthouse the next morning at 7:30 for the dreaded bus to Vang Vieng.

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Tubing in the dark

Vang Vieng, Laos


The journey from Vang Vieng to Luang Prabang really couldn't have started any better - I had one of the best sandwiches I've ever had whilst waiting for the bus to go. A chicken and salad baguette with a touch of mayo. The bread was perfect - not too soft, not to brittle. The chicken was still warm! The salad was cool and crunchy, and best of all, there was no tomato for me to pick out before eating it. And it was perfectly seasoned with a good measure of pepper. It was indeed a thing of beauty. As I walked onto the bus, I was still shaking my head in disbelief as to how good that sandwich had been. It took a chap walking past me with a semi-automatic rifle hanging around his shoulder to snap me out of my trance.

Of course I'd heard that this was probably going to happen from other travellers, but it's still a bit of a surprise when you see it. The reason (as I understand it,)for this armed 'guard' on most journeys between Vang Vieng and Luang Prabang, is due to the linking road (Route 13) having been attacked by bandits fairly heavily in the past. However, I'm really not sure what good it would do anyone to have one armed guy on the bus against a group of armed guys attacking the bus. Personally, I'd much rather that guns were taken out of the bus altogether, so that there was no need for anyone to fire one at anybody else. Luckily though, our trip was bandit free. I don't think our guard was up to much anyway - he spent the whole time sleeping, with his gun poking him in the side, as likely to shoot himself in his sleep than defend us against any outside terrors.

The route for the first 4 hours takes you over and around the most windy mountains you could possibly imagine. And the bus driver didn't like to break too often. So, although I'd managed to get a double seat to myself, any thoughts of lying down for a kip soon went out the window, as I'd either slam my head into the wall, or slide off the seat altogether. Eventually we arrived in Vang Vieng in one piece, and I got a room for about $2 a night.

Vang Vieng is a really weird place. It sort of springs up in the middle of nowhere. It's on part of a massive dusty flat plain, with mountains reaching up to one side and far in the distance; and the river running beside it manages to remain hidden until you're actually on it. The town seems to exist soley because of the backpackers going through it. It's a bit of a surreal place - almost like Las Vegas in that you're not sure if there is a real heart to it anymore, or whether it's just an exotic Centre Parcs.

The Guesthouse I was staying in was one of those that showed Friends from about 8 in the morning to 11-11:30 at night. And, as with most of the bars and restaurants in Vang Vieng, it had really comfortable seating (consisting of raised platforms with loads of cushions and pillows, and a small table in the middle) which, once you'd sat down, was so comfy that it was difficult to sum up the energy to get back up again. You could end up going somewhere for lunch and then staying there till closing time - on my first evening I put myself through 5 hours of Friends (series 10)in a paralysis of comfort. When I came down the nest morning, series 1 was back on, and so it goes on and on and on. Another bar showed Simpsons on a loop, with others showing various movies. On my last night I found one that had a load of Family Guy.

Apart from all this culture, I also managed a couple of day-trip type activities, one of which was the famous (among backpackers anyway) tubing along the river. You get given an old lorry-tyre tube, which you jump in and stop at the various bars along the route back to Vang Vieng. We started at around 1 as we'd heard that things didn't really get going until then, but it turned out that as it was the sunniest day for a long while, the river was absolutely packed. The bars were really good fun, and apart from serving beer and other drinks, had music and massive rope swings that took you really high above the water. We were having such a good time in the bars, that it began to get dark before we realised it - and we had to get the tubes back by dark,
a)because the hire-company asked that you do so, and
b)because otherwise we had no idea of where we were going or when to stop.
So, in a slight panic, our group of about a dozen quickly jumped in the tubes, tried to stick fairly close together, and hoped for the best. It turned out that we needn't have worried, as the neon lights of the bars beyond the finishing points guided us home.



I also spent a day kayaking, but there was only 3 of us doing it, so I had to share a kayak with our Lao guide, who soon quized me as to whether I was married and about my girlfriend. He told me that I should have 3 girlfriends, and although he explanied why, I couldn't really understand him. So I asked him whether he was married. He wasn't. Did he have a girlfriend. No. He laughed when I asked this. I was beginning to feel uncomfortable, but was slightly reassured by the fact that if he tried anything on whilst on the kayak, I'd just capsize us.

We stopped to look at some caves later in the morning. The first one was the 'elephant cave', so called because there was a rock that looked like an elephant in it. And that was about it. There was some buddhist stuff in there too, and our guide (coincidentally called Row) decided it was time for a story. One that would sap our will to live, as it would plod on for the next 15 minutes, with Row using his great theatrical talents to give different voices to all the different characters. I think it was about a dragon that lived in the cave. The monk that lived in there too told him he was lazy. And then so did a monkey. The dragon said that he couldn't do anything else because the villagers were scared of him. So the monk said he could stay and guard the temple. There was no further mention of the monkey.

Then we went to another cave, this time semi-submerged, and to go through we laid on tubes and had to follow a rope. It was actually a bit more fun than I've just made it sound. Afterwards we kayaked back to Vang Vieng.

I'd heard through the grapevine that there really wasn't much to do in Vientiane, so I decided to just book a trip all the way back to Bangkok. This still gave me a couple of hours to have a look around Vientiane in between bus journeys. My impression of it is: it's still a bit French. Went over the 'Friendship bridge' back into Thailand and boarded our 'luxury' sleeper bus that would arrive in Bangkok at 7 in the morning.

permalink written by  olliejohnson on September 12, 2006 from Vang Vieng, Laos
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Dodging tanks in Bangkok

Bangkok, Thailand


Unbeknown to all of us trying to get some sleep in the back, the driver must have been in a real hurry to get to Bangkok. Maybe he knew something we didn't. But the upturn of all of this, was that rather than arrive in Bangkok at the relatively unreasonable hour of 7am, we got there at 4 instead. Hoping against hope that we would just be left to sleep while the bus parked up till 7, I was forcibly ejected, with the small consolation that I managed to hang on to the blanket we'd been given at the start. Any thoughts of just finding a quiet corner to continue my kipping till daylight were soon banished by the sight of rats the size of small dogs scurrying around my feet, not to mention the festering stink that seems as much a part of Bangkok as ladyboys and cheap t-shirts.

So my mind was made up to find somewhere to crash for the next few hours and the following night, while I sorted out what my next move was going to be. This would also give me a chance to have a quick look around the city. Luckily I came across a Guesthouse that had a wardrobe free, and this was to be my room for the next 36 hours. If I contorted myself in a particular manner I could touch all 4 walls at once (though, admittedly, I would be unlikely to sleep in such a position.)

So I spent the next day wandering around the local markets, going to Chinatown, visiting a temple that housed the largest reclining buddha in Thailand, and catching up on email. The buddha is in only one part of a massive temple complex, and there were loads of weird and wonderful statues dotted around, with some other interesting-looking buildings with lots of spires. The buddha itself was indeed very long. Apparently the 'recline' was the position adopted when the buddha was on its' way to Nirvana. It does look pretty comfortable.

In the evening I booked a flight for the next day to Krabi, and caught Man U losing at home to Arsenal. Had a sweet and restful sleep. 24 Hours later, whilst I was wondering around Krabi, the tanks rolled in and the first coup in 17 years quietly took place.


permalink written by  olliejohnson on September 16, 2006 from Bangkok, Thailand
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Troublefree Monkeys and troublesome snakes

Krabi, Thailand


I arrived in Krabi in the early evening, so just had time to get a Guesthouse, wonder around the night market and work out how best to get to Railay the next morning. Turned out it's really easy; all you need to do is rock up to the peer when you want to go, and when there's enough people, you all get in the longtail boat and set off.

Railay isn't actually and island, but it's at the end of a small peninsular and completely disconnected by road, so has a real island feel with beaches on 3 sides. I got to Railay at high tide, which meant minimum wading through waters with a backpack. If I were to have to do this, you can be certain I would be the sort of person to fall in. I made my way up to 'Railay Cabana' despite the warnings of locals on the way telling me it was miles to walk. It actually only took about 10 minutes. Like pretty much all the other accomodation in Railay, it was a collection of huts, ambitiously described as 'chalets', but as it was only 150 Baht a night, it meant I had more to spend on food and alcohol.

On the way to and from the beaches I had to negotiate a pack of monkeys that were searching through a hotel's bins daily. Without the benefit of a stick to hand with which to beat them, I decided not to spoil for a fight.

There are 3 beaches on Railay, though only 2 of them are the sort of beaches you'd want to spend time on: West Beach and Phrao Nang (to the North). The whole place was relatively deserted, which meant that there was no more than a dozen or so people on a beach at any one time. It also meant that most of the bars in Railay were closed, and those that were open were empty; so there wasn't much in terms of nightlife. But I still speant a few days enjoying the beaches and swimming in the warm, clear water before heading to Phi Phi. I managed to catch a couple of sunsets on West Beach, and got some pretty nice photos. On my last night in Railay, on returning to my hut in the pitch black, I switched on the light to find a snake enjoying the few home comforts my accomodation was offering. Rather than scream like a girl and run away (which would have been my usual reaction), I did the much more Manly thing of shining my torch in its' eyes until it left the hut. I was finally becoming a man at one with nature.


permalink written by  olliejohnson on September 18, 2006 from Krabi, Thailand
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Phi Phi

Krabi, Thailand


The ferry from Railay to Phi Phi took 2 hours; in blazing sunshine I decided it was best not to arrive with sunburn and took shelter in the air-conditioned cabin. I hadn't heard too much positive stuff about Phi Phi, but it was exactly what I needed when I got there. It was busy, but not ridiculously so, so the beaches were never too crowded, and the bars never too empty. I also welcomed the chances to have a proper pizza and real English breakfast.

There are two Phi Phi Islands, with the smaller one (Phi Phi Ley), being the one that was used for The Beach movie. The Thai government wanted to keep at least one fairly untouched, so no 'development' is allowed on Ley; it's all restricted to the bigger island. Both are still stunningly beautiful. The larger island is basically 2 parallel sets of hills joined in the middle by arcs of sand. This creates 2 bays and 2 main beaches (though one is now primarily just a harbour), with a small town in the middle. I took this photo from a viewpoint on one of the hills.


From this, you can see why Phi Phi was hit so badly by the Tsunami - such a thin, flat strip of land. It's only really beginning to properly recover. Over 2,000 people died on the island, the majority of which were tourists hitting the beach first thing. There are now warning signs around the beaches. However with the advice consisting of "run to higher ground", I'm not sure how much good they would really do. At one end of the main beach there is a memorial garden for the victims of the Tsunami. I'm not usually one to say this or that really affected me in any great way - I'm almost perpetually and frustratingly underwhelmed. Perhaps that's why I came travelling. But anyway, walking around this beautiful little garden, decorated with various things that were washed up by the Tsunami, and then seeing the wall with plaques of names of some of the people that died, and photos with notes from relatives... Well, it was very moving. I think it's added to by the fact that there's still a lot of obvious work going on in the clear-up. It makes it all very real rather than just some abstract tragedy. But, as I say, there were plenty of tourists on the Island when I arrived, and it was getting busier and busier, which is what the Island and the people need more than anything.

The Guesthouse I found on the Island was called Ban Thai, and I mention this because the woman that ran it, Mrs Lee, was an absolute legend, and I highly recommend staying there if you get the chance. She's like a mother hen looking after her brood - she runs a tight ship and keeps everyone in line, but goes out of her way to do everything she can to help you out. She learns everyones' names and always asks how you are and where you're off to. When I arrived she was bollocking this Israeli guy for being late, and when I checked in she told me, "don't be stupid" and put loo roll in the toilet. Wouldn't dream of it Mrs Lee.

Every evening I ended up at "Hippies Bar", where I met more and more Irish every night, with pretty much everyone going off to Australia. With all these Irish around me talking about how Australia was the land of opportunity, was the place to go for a better life, how they didn't think they were going back, it was like being taken back 100 years ago to when the Irish flooded to the States.

With the Coup in Bangkok a curfew had been set in place, which I hadn't had the opportunity to notice at Railay. It meant that no music was allowed to be played after 12 for the next 2 weeks. They could serve drinks, but couldn't play music. This seemed pretty pointless to me, as people still stayed out till the morning regardless of the lack of music.

spent one of the days here on a boat and snorkeling trip around the Islands with 4 Canadians and an English girl from my Guesthouse. Had a really cool day relaxing amongst some of the best scenary I'd seen so far. We went to Shark Point (which was sadly devoid of sharks), Bamboo Island, Monkey Island (where I wanted to resume battle, but they weren't up for a fight. Cowards), and finally Maya Bay on Phi Phi Ley. Unfortunately we arrived at low tide, but it was still pretty spectacular.

Mrs Lee woke me up on my last morning on Phi Phi to make sure I caught the 9 O'Clock ferry back to Krabi. She'd organised my whole journey down to Malaysia. She wished me a safe trip and I was on my way.



permalink written by  olliejohnson on September 21, 2006 from Krabi, Thailand
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Learning to dive in the Perhentians

Kota Baharu, Malaysia


The journey down to Sungai Kolok at the Malaysian border went without a hassle. It just took a bloody long time. On the second mini-bus I'd had to take I got chatting to 3 guys from Leeds who were also on their way to the Perhentians. When we got to Sugai Kolok it was pitch black outside. Perhaps expecting some sort of assistance in crossing the border, we were a little surprised when the minibus stopped in a deserted carpark and told us to just walk in the direction of the lights he was pointing at. We did as we were told, and eventually came to a deserted border crossing point. As we walked across the bridge that marked the border, we could hear the wailings coming from evening prayers at the Mosques in Malaysia. I've found that Islam is really really big here.

We shared a taxi into Kota Baharu, from where we'd be able to get a taxi to the port in the morning. Used a map in my Lonely Planet, and actually found what I was looking for. Got a ticket from the Guesthouse for the speedboat to the Perhentian Islands for the morning. This also included the price of the taxi to the port at 8 the next morning. Somehow I slept through my alarm (though to be fair it is just my ipod's alarm turned up to maximum), and was woken by banging on my door at 8 telling me my taxi was waiting. Everything was shoved into the backpack and I dived into the cab offering my sincere apologies to my travel companions not only for my lateness, but for my not having time to shower. The speedboat to the Island was amazing. The guy just floored it.

The Perhentians are a pair of Islands about 8 miles off the north-east coast of Malaysia, and like Phi Phi, one is known as 'big' island, the other 'small'. I stayed on small island (Kecil), on Long Beach, which had a lower standard of accomodation, but was cheaper and had a better nightlife. My 'chalet' here was even more basic than the one I'd had on Railay. And it was rotting beneath me. There was one shared bathroom block (shared with all the other chalets and the local dive school) - 2 toilets and 2 showers. No sinks, no mirrors. The showers were hoses with a tap on, and obviously only had cold water. But apart from that, the island was amazing. Really beautiful, and despite what I'd heard, had a decent nightlife. Alcohol was freely available, despite being told that it wouldn't be due to it being a Muslim country. There was a really cool bar actually on the beach where everyone would end up, as it would serve until the last person left. The barman was a legend, and had a really eclectic taste in music - his favourite band was Deep Purple. There were also nightly BBQs on the beach, and they used a special maranade which was delicious. The Barracuda was my favourite.

I decided soon after arriving on the Island that I'd finally take a scuba diving course, which would then allow me to dive all over the world up to 18 metres deep. During the course I got to see lots of Clown Fish, Trigger Fish, Sting Rays (who are the new Great White apparently) and a school of massive, 1 metre long parrot fish. The course eventually took 5 days, as there was one guy (Khurum) on our course that really struggled. He's one of the most accident-prone guys I've ever met, and it looks like I'll be heading into the jungle with him at Taman Negara. This is a good idea as it'll then mean that if anyone is going to get bitten, stung or eaten, it'll be him. I'll just have to make sure my first aid kit is to hand.


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Perhentian part 2

Kota Baharu, Malaysia


I met some really interesting people on the island:
- one guy had spent the last 15 months travelling to this point from England overland. The southern route too - which took him through Iran and Pakistan, and along the Afghanistan border. He reckoned Iran was the most friendly place he's been to.
- another had been travelling for a year and plans to for another 4 or 5. He saved up this money by working as an environmental spy on an oil rig. To do this he had to have a legitimate job on the rig, and got paid shit loads for both. After 4 years of doing this (2 weeks on the rig, 2 weeks off), he'd managed to save 40,000 pounds.
- bizzarely, 2 guys, travelling completely separately, who'd both been in the British under 18 gymnastics squad, and lived at Lilleshall for a few years. Queue drunken acrobatics on the beach at night.
- a Canadian guy who was a pilot in the Yukon (in the North of Canada). He had to fly supplies to various scientific and explorative camps, and absolutely loved his job as he got to spend all day with birds' eye views of the deserted wilderness.

The doors to our chalets were locked by just a small padlock, with a tiny key that i was inevitably going to lose. When this did finally happen, in my attempt to break back into my room, I managed to put my foot through the wall. I eventually found the key underneath the chalet. I tried to hide the damage by pushing the broken plank back into place. It seemed to work.

I also managed to spot a fair amount of nature in my time on the island. I had 2 ghekos; Richard Keys and Brian Clough, guarding my room each night, and they stayed in exactly the same place. I liked them. There were also more monkeys, monitor lizzards, and what I swear were pygmi squirrels. I need someone to check that last one out for me though.

I'm now back in Kota Bharu, and will be heading off to the national park in the middle of Malaysia; Teman Nagara, tomorrow, for more animal fun. The 'Jungle railway' to the park leaves the station near Kota Bharu at 6am. It's going to be an early night.


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Getting covered in bat shit in the jungle

Jerantut, Malaysia


As I returned to my Guesthouse in Kota Baharu, I found 2 German guys that I'd met on the Perhentian Islands there too; Marcus (who'd been my diving buddy in my Open Water course), and his friend Flo. They're making their way to New Zealand, where they'll be till January before heading home. My German isn't so hot, so luckily for me, Marcus has just graduated as an English teacher, and Flo is also fluent. On a demonstration of my German, they were amazed that I'd had 5 years of lessons at school. Anyway, it turned out that they were heading off to Teman Negara on the Jungle Railway too, and there was a taxi going from our Guesthouse. This made things a lot easier for me.

So, the next morning we arrived at the station at 6, met up with Khurum (who had now decided that he didn't fancy Teman Negara any more, so was going to Kuala Lumpur. He had grander plans than our little jungle jaunt. He was off to Borneo.) and got onto the surprisingly comfortable train in the pitch black. The seats were really springy, and the reason for this was soon apparent. We were to be riding a bucking bronko for the next 10 hours. Luckily, it wasn't too hot or packed, so, apart from the bouncing, the journey was relatively comfortable. The scenery was pretty good too, as we were taken deeper and deeper into the world's oldest rainforest (apparently no ice-age or tectonic activity has affected this region).

On arriving in Jerantut (the stopping-off point for journeys into the jungle), we decided to share a room there that night, and head off to Kuala Tehan (the town right next to the National Park) the next morning. The main highlight here was the male receptionist with a ridiculously high voice attempting to flirt with us, and his clear interest in Flo. We went to an 'information meeting' in the evening and were lectured at by the guy giving the talk, who had an annoying habit of shouting "get it??!!", at the end of every sentence. We left after half an hour, during which he'd managed to describe only that there were 2 ways to get to the park; bus or boat.

Well, it turned out that there was only one option, as when we tried to get the bus the next morning, we were told that it wasn't running, and we'd have to take the 3 hour boat journey, which turned out to be a killer. We saw jungle, some water Buffalo, and that's about it. The boat itself was a long, thin, narrow type, 2 people wide and sitting very low in the water. And there were lots of leaks - there was a guy sat in front of the driver whose sole job was to bale water for the entire journey. The guy I was sat next to, Asif, was an architect in London, travelling alone, and was to join us in our jungle adventures.

When we finally arrived, the 4 of us set off to look for accomodation. By this point, I was dying for a piss, so I signed into the first cheap place we came across while the others had a look at some other places. 10 minutes later they came back, saying they'd found somewhere much nicer that was exactly the same price - it had mosquito nets and everything. I really couldn't be assed to move, but they insisted, so I managed to get a refund and headed off with them. Well, words cannot begin to describe the homosexuality of the dorm that greeted me when I opened the door of this new place. Pink and peach mosquito nets, draped over each set of bunkbeds, with little frills at the bottom and even peach coloured walls. This room even smelled of girls. And to make things worse, my bedsheets had 'Lovely Bear and friends' all over them. I told them it was pretty much the gayest thing I had ever seen (and I've seen Murph dressed up like a woman). Flo decided to dub it 'The Pink Palace'.



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Getting covered in bat shit in the jungle 2

Jerantut, Malaysia


Eager to escape our effeminate enclosure, we set off into the jungle that afternoon for more macho pursuits. A 1 and 1/2 hour trek through rainforest followed by a canopy walk fit the bill perfectly. The canopy walk was around 30 metres above the jungle floor, over flimsey bits of wood laid over a laddder of sorts. This was all held in place by a hell of a lot of rope, which in turn was tied to some really old trees. With my explorer hat on, I imagined I was Indiana Jones walking over the rope bridge in the Temple of Doom (far removed from the Graham Norton of our dorm).

The next day we decided to go to Goa Telinga, which is a small, dark, cramped cave filled with bats. Ever mindful of the dangers of leeches, every precaution was taken. Long sleeve t-shirts and trousers were worn, and to avoid the threat of leeches at ankle-level, personal dignity took a blow as trousers were tucked into socks. Luckily Flo and Marcus had brought head torches, so we could actually see where we were going in the cave. This turned out to be especially helpful considering that there was bat shit everywhere, which made everything really slippy, and also meant I spent a fair amount of time losing my balance and rolling around getting covered in the stuff. It was a pretty weird experience with thousands of bats hanging in the cave around us. Occasionally you hear a load of fluttering and then before you'd even seen it, you'd feel the beating of air past your face as a bat flew right past you.

On the way back to the hostel, Marcus somehow managed to get a leech in his sock, which gave him a hell of a bite before being turned to mush. The rest of us, owing to complete over-protection and layers of mosquito spray, managed to stay bite-free. Stupidly, the guys all listend to me when I told them that, contrary to what it specifically said on our tickets, we didn't actually need to reconfirm our return journey to Jerantut for the next day. I'm still certain that that's what the guy said at the meeting. Anyway, my error was to be revealed when we turned up to catch our minibus at 8 the next morning.


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