The makings of a perfect marriage

The raucous sounds of nighttime Pattaya are all around me while I've my second meal of the night, my favorite Pla Neung Menau, steamed fish covered in lemon sauce - an acquired taste, really - at one of the many food stalls in Soi Post Office.

Young Thai women sit at iron tables dressed in cloaks having a quick break in between their erotic shows at the GoGo-bars that dot the street, dressed in sparkling cloaks they eat their noodle soup while discussing the gossips of the night.

Beef is cooking at the next food stall producing big grayish clouds heavy with the odour of hot thai spices.

"Dürfen wir uns hier vielleicht mal niederlassen?", a tall German wants to know. He is dressed in the habitual shorts worn by all farangs in Thailand. and a sweat drenched T-shirt that spanns over a gigantic beer gut, big drops of perspiration dropping off his nose while he instantly starts raving to me about all the evils and woes of farang women, not bothering to ask if I can actually understand his gutteral Deutsch.

The stench of Chang beer is heavy on his German breath and while he continues his anti-farang female tirade I try to zoom in to the converstaion his two young lady companions start in Thai after ordering food.

One wants to know form the other how they do "ït" with that big farang tumpui being in the way splodging all over her belly during Bam-Bam as the Thai call s*x, is his male organ as big as his big tumpui and is it just as white as the rest of his massive body.

I've a hard time to control my amusement while the subject of the ladies' gossip raves on about European bitches and Thai hot mommas chucks of noodle protruding from the corners of his mouth, drops of soup mixing with the sweat on his T-shirt. This bloke is a real slob!!!

"Guck toch mal freund, mit dieser Alte bin Ich schon zeit Jahren zusammen, die werde Ich noch mal heiraten und mit zu München nehmen". His Tilak realising she is being discussed gives him her sexiest smile while patting his big gut lovingly meanwhile telling her friend it is not really a big problem because most nights he is too drunk and will fall asleep so she can watch TV ands order food up to the room and yes his male organ is really white, quite smal and bright red after Bam-Bam.

Hahaha, the makings of a perfect marriage are well in place here.

written by  heraclio on April 5, 2009 from Bangkok, Thailand
from the travel blog: Farang Chronicles.
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