Leg Two, Part 2 - Blogabond

April 16 2009 2:21am MST
Leg Two Part Two
( you might be a redneck )
I awoke this morning to hear my dad in what seemed like a state of absolute panic, Apparently we were going to be in-store for a little rain and if we continued on our preplanned route take us close to Denver, CO we would surly meet our doom!!! well according to dad that is. I can already tell its going to be a long day and I had only just woke up.

so after checking on the weather and planning a new route that will take us even farther into the west we set off. From Elk City OK to Albuquerque, NM 432 mi – about 6 hours 10 min, And ending Leg Two of the trip.

Well I Finally Had it, I had heard enough. Dad has been a miserable ignorant childish teabag for the entire trip and today was the straw that broke the camels back so I told him to "Shout the Fuk up!". Every time we had to stop to get gas in the center of any city larger than one red light he called it a" Goddamn nigger town". He pulled that same thing once again when we stopped for gas in Albuquerque, NM. (Witch according to my dad is a "nigger town").

I wasn't going to put up with anymore Bitching, and if he said and i quote "God damn, Fukin'Shit, or Nigger Town" one more time I was going to personally club him over the head, throw him in the trunk and drive him to the middle of a real Ghetto and write KKK4Life on his back.
But I digress, Honestly enough is enough and I have had enough, So Tomorrow I may be Ditching him at the greyhound.

Oh and one more thing, Just as I was starting to draw this entry to a close, There was a knock on the door, So I hop up to see whats going on. when i open the door to my pleasant surprise stands a 5'3" Hot Blond about half naked in her undies and a tight tank top holding the Ice pale, she said to me "UmM oops sorry wrong room", at the same time in my head I'm thinking "Ooh No you got the right room baby" (True Story)
-Cameron Out

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CameronSD on April 16, 2009 from Albuquerque, United States

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