Random Nuggets Of Information #2

I was was gonna try and put a vaguely interesting post together tonight but I may have incurred brain damage from when I smacked my head last night and my retinas need replacing after witnessing the horror that is Lesbian Mud Wrestling.

My Eyes....

....MY EEEEYYYYYYEEEESSSS!!!

Calm down, boys. All it does is re enforce the theory that fat people should have their clothes stapled to them to stop them from taking them off in public.

Anyway, as a result you're stuck with the following crap.

Amusing Photograph Of The Week

Can't Find Smart Card

This is genuine, I took it myself and it hasn't been doctored in any way.

Compliment Of The Week
Bloke @ Work: I had a thought about you the other day...
Me: Yeah?
Bloke: I was thinking that no matter how ugly you try to make yourself, its not working.
Me: .... Erm.... Thanks?

What a charmer. I do hope he's single, enough to turn a dyke onto guys.

Snippets Of Conversation
Me and Maaike were discussing Collecting Flags, as in people you've shagged from different parts of the world. We were thinking we should get embroidered flags and sewing them to our backpacks purely so when people ask you when you went there you can reply with, "I didn't. They came here..."

Random Facts About Burswood Dome, Perth
1. The roof is held up by air pressure alone.
2. The rest of the building is held together with Gaffa Tape.
3. Some of the seats in the VIP boxes we're putting together at the moment are worth $10000 which aside from a Good View will get you a vaguely comfy chair on a rickety grandstand and a badly laid carpet.
Call me Scrooge but for $10000 I'd want free beer, copious amounts of cake, a topless waitress and oral sex.

Christmas Spirit
There's something inherantly wrong about donning shorts, a singlet and flip flops and walking past a Christmas tree on the way to the beach.

Medical Issues
I broke out in a rash the other day and the only thing I'd done differently the night before was I didn't drink any goon. I hit the box after work and the rash began to fade.

Its a swine when you get blood in your alcohol system init.

written by

Koala Bear on December 21, 2006 from Perth, Australia

from the travel blog: Sod Off Great Big Mission Round Oz

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