And So It Begins - Blogabond

Apart from the fact that something quite obviously crapped in my mouth and part of my brain may have melted, last night was relatively painless. I retained the use of my basic motor functions, was still able to walk unaided by the end of it and I'm pretty sure there's no one I need to apologise to.

I went to a Maori Hangi where they cook food in the ground with hot rocks and sand, one of my favourite things in the world after free vodka is free food so it was all good. I crashed at a mates house where I got my very own room. It was weird waking up alone and not being surrounded by 7 other people, I didn't like it, give me a dorm room with a dangerous smelling fridge, a poor excuse for air conditioning and potential bed bugs any day.

Last year I fell foul of tradition and made pointless resolutions but then again I make these things every other day throughout the year. Sometimes I even do em. Here were last years:
1. Eat less cake.
2. Learn to do stuff that will result in a certificate or a shiny trophy. The trophy must be shiny, the certificate must be nationally recognised or at least very important looking.
3. Visit a place with a rude name once a month. (Unless it's raining. Or too cold).
4. Learn to cook something. Pot Noodles don't count. Neither do beans.
5. Eat more *gags* vegetables. This one is optional.

This year I'm just making one New Years Resolution which I think you'll agree is much more achievable than the above.
1. Conquer the world and enslave the human race.

Happy 2007, minions... uh... I mean, friends.

written by

Koala Bear on January 1, 2007 from Perth, Australia

from the travel blog: Sod Off Great Big Mission Round Oz

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