On Deserving A Slap

On account of no small amount of inebriation on Saturday night I managed to drop my sexy Samsung flip phone which I loved lots and lots from such a height (ie; pocket height but several times) that it broke very badly.

It is now in two pieces as opposed to the standard and mroe convenient one.

takes a moment to mourn*

Kliff gave me his $70 Nokia which is cool because I now have a phone (thank you, Kliff :)) but it sucks on so many levels. Black and white screen, no calendar, no camera, no WAP, not even a To Do list function. Plus I hate Nokias, never owned one, never wanted to.

Maybe if I bill it as Retro it'll make me feel better.

But not much.

However, there is one small but significant saving grace. I now have Snake!

Yeah yeah, I know Snake is sooooo '95 but bugger you, I've never had Snake before, I even have Campaign Snake but why oh why can't I get past level three?
I'm a master at the entire GTA series, some of the biggest and most complicated games in the world but I can't get past level three on an ancient game that involves four buttons and very litte hand to eye coordination. I feel like a spastic.

Mind you, it makes waiting for trains a bit more bearable and it takes my mind off that shocking classical shit they play at Perth station. I feel like I've been fucked in the ears every time I get a fucking train in this city.

But still, I will give oral sex for a new Samsung flip phone (conditions apply).

written by

Koala Bear on January 15, 2007 from Perth, Australia

from the travel blog: Sod Off Great Big Mission Round Oz

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