Sleep Is Over Rated....

Without the aid of narcotics!!!

Do not expect this post to make any sense.

This is all on account of the fact I landed myself a second job in a nightclub. No, not as a skimpy, no one wants to see my saddlebags swinging in the wind plus if they cranked the AC too high I'd take out half the bar with a nipple and I just don't need that on my mind.

I'm a glassy at Connections, Perth's gay club. It's usually quite cock-heavy down there but it was the re-opening night so there was a good mix. I also holed myself up on the new outdoor terrace so I managed to avoid too much Hairy Man Nipple Action so I'm not in need of too much therapy right now and the ego has been sufficiently boosted. I am officially hot.

According to drunk people anyway.

Shiny Disco Balls @ Connections

Not A Bad View From The Work Place

I feel surprisingly great, I feel better than I do when I get proper sleep. I wonder how long I can actually stay awake for using only the power of Red Bull and stupidity.

Anyways, it's my birthday soon and I'd like a large quantity of amphetamine and an intravenous caffeine drip, please.

Moving Rooms
It's surprising and somewhat worrying how many people are actually willing to sit on a wet tin roof next to a lesbian with a lightening rod for a face and watch a storm but this is what occurs in my new room at Rainbow when I'm not sat on the flimsy excuse for a roof watching the sunset over the Perth skyline, drinking goon and wondering exactly how much weight tin can take.

Sunset As Seen From My Room

Watching A Storm On A Wet, Tin Roof

I've moved into the penthouse suite (otherwise known as the staff room) upstairs which doesn't have bunk beds, has a TV, a hammock, a balcony overlooking Perth and a fridge that won't give you E-Coli.

Going up in the world, me.

Do come and visit, darling, just mind you don't bang your head on the chandelier now.

written by  Koala Bear on February 9, 2007 from Perth, Australia
from the travel blog: Sod Off Great Big Mission Round Oz
tagged Work and Bollocks
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