Hot Days, Party Nights

Sunday - Crab Races A@ The Beer And Satay Hut
This is only good for a couple of weeks before you learn the Crab Man's banter off by heart and start wishing him harm. It's a good atmosphere in this pub anyway, I like it here and not least because it's right next door to where I live, I also like it coz the beer is cheap.

Me, Loody And The Crab Man

Get Crabs In Broome

Anyway, I digress.

Tickets are $2 or 3 for $5 but you're not guaranteed a crab.

It's worth a look if for the chance to buy a t-shirt that says "I Got Crabs In Broome."

Monday - Roeyoke @ Oasis Bar
Yep, it's everyones favourite until they see the videos the next day; Kareoke.

Dave And Loody Butcher Summer Of '69

I don't think I need say anymore.

Thurday - Wet T-Shirt Competition @ Oasis Bar (Titty Comp)
Don't bother entering this if someone from the MCG is on stage, there's more of us than there is of you and our girl is guaranteed to walk away with the $500 prize money.

Titty Comp

Boobies. Heh heh.

It's free entry for girls and $5 if you happen to own a penis that doesn't detatch and stash under the bed.

Hooray....

....For Boobies!

What? You wanted some kind of intelligent and well worded write up? What do you think this is? The fucking Daily Telegraph?