Unemployment - Blogabond

You know you've been involuntarily unemployed for too long when you find yourself slumped on a couch idly flicking through the jobs paper, poring over jobs which require skills that exceed your qualifications as a Good For Nothing Lay About Backpacker whilst criticising the inadequacies of childrens' television.

I've got no job, no money and I live in a car park. Meh. If I was any higher up in the world I'd smack my head on the chandelier. All I need now is a job in a sex shop and a date with a stripper.

Can you imagine the letter home to Gran?

written by

Koala Bear on August 16, 2007 from Darwin, Australia

from the travel blog: Sod Off Great Big Mission Round Oz

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