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Katherine, Australia

My best mate Katherine got wed today. Fucking typical, a major event in one of my closest friend's life and I'm... well... I'm in Katherine init. Not like that you filthy minded fuckers! The NT town.

Anyways, while I was at Wolfe Creek I recorded this video message which can be found at:


Me: Hi Kat, erm, I'm gonna try and do this without laughing, I haven't got a fucking clue what to say.
Erm, just wanted to say have a really good hen night and a wicked wedding day an I'm sorry I can't be there, I'm fucking gutted I can't be there. Erm, yeah, have a great one and sorry for the lack of purpleness but I do have to get a job when I go to Darwin, the whole purple hair thing isn't gonna work for me ay.
Anyway, this is Wolfe Creek crater. So hopefully... I'm recording this now in case I don't survive. Er, so I thought y'know, get it in there quickly, hopefully, y'know, somebody'll find the film, send it to you, get it all sorted, all that sort of shit.
And erm, hello everybody else who's watching this, hope you're all cool and, yeah.

Sarah: Haven't been washed away (referance to the recent floods in England).

Me: Haven't been washed... yeah, fucking hell yeah, hope you haven't drowned or something. Yeah, god yeah, I'd be gutted if you'd drowned. Yeah, get in touch and let me know you're not, like, dead and stuff.
Erm, clearly I might be on account of the man in a white ute over there. So yeah, cool have a good un.

Sarah: Offering you rain water (referance to the movie Wolf Creek).

Me: Offering me rain water. With a big knife. He was sharpening it earlier, it was a bit unnerving.
Erm, cool, alright. This is Nicky by the way.

Nicky: G'day.

Me: She's not... She's from Sale!

Nicky: I'm from Sale.

Sarah: Oh, my sisters just got a house there.

Me: And that's Sarah who's holding the camera.

Sarah: Hi! I don't know if I'm holding this so you can see me but...

Me: Brilliant. And, erm, yeah, cool. We're just watching the sunset from the crater then we're gonna go and get drunk because it's less painful when you're drunk when the knife goes in and severs the spine.
And erm, I'll hopefully see you soon. Ok. Bye bye.

Sarah: Bye.

Nicky: Bye.

permalink written by  Koala Bear on August 25, 2007 from Katherine, Australia
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